Post by Melantha Todd on Jul 20, 2009 12:34:31 GMT -6
My name's MELANTHA and don't you forget it
I'm a tad STRANGE and more than a little LONELY
but that's OKAY, we'll get along GREAT
!ATTACHED AT THE HIP) these are my friends, see how they glisten see this one shine,
!PRACTICALLY FAMILY) how he smiles in the light my friends, my faithful friends
!OTHER HALF) speak to my friend whisper, I'll listen I know, I know
!INSEPERABLE) you've been locked out of sight all these years
!PARTNERS IN CRIME) like me, my friend well, I've come home to find you waiting
!BEST FRIENDS) home, and we're together and we'll do wonders won't we...
!CLOSE FRIENDS) you there my friend come, let me hold you now, with a sigh,
!GOOD FRIENDS) you grow warm in my hand my friend, my clever friend
!AVERAGE FRIENDS) I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd if you only knew, Mr. Todd
!PARTY FRIENDS) ooh, Mr. Todd you're warm in my hand you've come home
!DRINKING FRIENDS) always had a fondness for you, I did rest now, my friends
!SECRET KEEPER) soon I'll unfold you soon you'll know spendors
!FAKE FRIENDS) you never have dreamed all your days, my lucky friends
!FRENEMIES) till now your shine was merely silver friends,
!ENEMY TURNED FRIEND) you shall drip rubies, you'll soon drip precious rubies..
!FRIEND OF A FRIEND) never you fear, Mr. Todd you can move in here Mr. Todd,
!ACQUAINTANCES) splendors you never have dreamed all your days will be yours
!JUST MET) I'm your friend, and you're mine don't they shine beautiful?
!STRANGERS) silver's good enough for me, Mr. T | seems a downright shame
!DIE BITCH) shame? seems an awful waste such a nice plump frame wot's
!GO TO HELL) 'is name has. had. has. nor it can't be traced
!MORTAL ENEMIES) bus'ness needs a lift debts to be erased think of it as thrift
!MUTUAL HATRED) as a gift if you get my drift seems an awful waste
!YOU HATE ME) I mean, with the price of meat what it is when you get it
!I HATE YOU) if you get it hah! good, you got it! take for instance,
!HARDCORE ENEMIES) Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop bus'ness never better using
!ENEMIES) only pussycats and toast and a pussy's good for maybe
!RIVALS) six or seven at the most and I'm sure they can't compare
!FRIENDLY RIVALS) as far as taste Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
!MUTUAL DISLIKE) well it does seem a waste eminently practical
!YOU DISLIKE ME) and yet appropriate as always it's an idea
!I DISLIKE YOU) Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived without you all these years,
!MUTUAL DISTRUST) I'll never know! how delectable, also undetectable think about it!
!YOU DISTRUST ME) lots of other gentlemen'll soon be comin' for a shave,
!I DISTRUST YOU) won't they? think of all them, pies! how choice!
!BACKSTABBER) rare! for what's the sound of the world out there?
!I CHEATED) what, Mr. Todd? what, Mr. Todd? what is that sound?
!YOU CHEATED) those crunching noises pervading the air!
!ANNOYANCE) yes, Mr. Todd! yes, Mr. Todd! yes, all around!
!TOLERATION) it's man devouring man, my dear and who are we to deny it in here?
!FRIEND TURNED ENEMY) it's priest, have a little priest is it really good?
!BY ASSOCIATION) sir, it's too good, at least! then again they don't
!LOVE-HATE) commit sins of the flesh, so it's pretty fresh
!SOULMATES) awful lot of fat, only where it sat haven't you got poet,
!LOVE OF MY LIFE) or something like that? no, y'see the trouble with poet is
!MARRIED) 'ow do you know it's deceased? try the priest!
!ENGAGED) lawyer's rather nice if it's for a price order
!IN LOVE) something else, though, to follow since no one
!FINAL) should swallow it twice! anything that's lean?
!FUTURE) well, then, if you're British and loyal you might
!DATING) enjoy royal marine! anyway it's clean though,
!FORBIDDEN) of course, it tastes off wherever it's been!
!SECRET) is that squire, on the fire? mercy no, sir, look closer
!UNWANTED LOVE) you'll notice it's grocer! looks thicker, more like vicar
!ONE SIDED LOVE) no, it has to be grocer- it's green! the history
!MUTUAL CRUSH) of the world, my love save a lot of graves, do a lot
!CRUSH ON YOU) of relatives favors is those below serving those up above!
!CRUSH ON ME) ev'rybody shaves, so there should be plenty of flavors
!UNATTAINABLE LOVE) how gratifying for once to know that those above will
!EX- BAD TERMS) serve those down below! what is that? it's fop
!EX- GOOD TERMS) finest in the shop and we have some shepherd's pie peppered
!EX- STILL IN LOVE) with actual shepherd on top! and I've just begun
!ONE NIGHT STAND) here's the politician, so oily it's served with a doily,
!FRIENDS W/ BENEFITS) have one! put it on a bun well, you never know if it's going to run!
!ENEMIES W/ BENEFITS) try the friar, fried, it's drier no, the clergy is really
!DRUNK FLING) too coarse and too mealy! then actor, that's compactor!
!SOBER FLING) yes, and always arrives overdone! i'll come again
!LUST) when you have judge on the menu! ladies and gentlemen
!SEXUAL TENSION) may I have your attention, perlease? are your nostrils
!ATTRACTION) aquiver and tingling as well at that delicate, luscious
!ONE-SIDED ATTRACTION) ambrosial smell? yes they are, I can tellwell, ladies and
!ON AND OFF) gentlemen that aroma enriching the breezeis like nothing
!FLIRTING) compared to its succulent source as the gourmets among you
!FLEETING GLANCES) will tell you of course ladies and gentlemen you can't
!BROTHER) imagine the rapture in store just inside of this door!
!SISTER) there you'll sample Mrs. Lovett's meat pies savoury and sweet
!MOTHER) pies as you'll see you who eat pies Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
!FATHER) conjure up the treat pies used to be! nice to see you, dearie
!COUSIN) how are you been keeping? cor, me bones is weary! Toby!
!EXTENDED FAMILY) one for the gentleman hear the birdies cheeping
!ROOMMATE) helps to keep it cheery Toby! throw the old woman out!
!CLASSMATE) what's my secret? frankly, dear, forgive my candor family secret
!TEACHER) all to do with herbs things like bein' careful with your coriander
!STUDENT) that's what makes the gravy grander eat them slow
!RESPECT) and feel the crust how thin I rolled it eat them slow
!ADMIRATION) 'cos every one's a prize eat them slow 'cos that's the lot
!OBSESSION) and now we've sold it come again tomorrow hold it!
!STALKER) bless my eyes fresh supplies how about it, dearie?
!MIXED FEELINGS) be here in a twinkling! just confirms my theory
!GOOD INFLUENCE) Toby, God watches over us didn't have an inkling
!BAD INFLUENCE) positively eerie is that pie fit for a king?
!PROTECTIVE) a wondrous sweet and most delectable thing?
!OTHER) you see, ma'am, why there is no meat pie-
This relationship plot was made by ME, that's right, me. So if I see it anywhere else but where I put it, I'll be royally pissed. Lyrics are from Sweeney Todd, of course, and I chose the songs specifically for the character, so it's not like just any old character could use it anyway. Moving on now. ;]
